Human Tears Graphic T-Shirt — Vintage Novelty Tee

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in color and texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Relaxed fit available S–4XL with sewn-in label and wide color selection (58 colors)
- Made in Honduras; thoughtfully constructed for long-lasting everyday wear

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This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee brings bold, tongue-in-cheek attitude to everyday wear. The relaxed-fit cotton feels broken-in from the first wear thanks to post-construction dye and softening, while the double-needle stitching and tubular knit keep the silhouette simple and durable. The graphic—vintage-style cans labeled “Human Tears” in a red, white, and blue palette—reads like satirical nostalgia. Wear it to spark a laugh at meetups, to layer under a denim jacket on cooler nights, or to add ironic flair to a casual weekend. It settles into the wardrobe the way an old favorite should: familiar, comfortable, and a little provocative.

This shirt suits people who enjoy bold visual humor and retro-inspired graphics—music fans, festival-goers, and anyone who collects witty statement pieces. It pairs naturally with worn-in jeans, canvas sneakers, and a chill attitude for outdoor shows, late-night drives, or relaxed gatherings with friends.

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do Not Dry Clean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras